Since I'm so obsessed with comparing lately, I may as well throw my kids into the mix.
No harm intended, regardless of how they stack up. I wouldn't trade them for anything (most days), I just need some answers regarding their recent behavior.
"Have you ever?"
As in...Have you ever been missing a child (only for a few seconds, of course) and followed a trail of chocolate chip muffin that led you through the kitchen, into the playroom, around the piano, and eventually, to the back door? When you opened the back door, did you find the muffin man quenching his thirst in the dog bowl?
All I can think of is germs, germs, germs!
Do your kids (or did your kids) ever drink out of a dog bowl? Enlighten me, I'm waiting.
(*Tomorrows have you ever post will include the infamous bathroom towel rack.)